South Park Imagines Mar-A-Lago as Fantasy Island with Mini J.D. Vance Handing Out Baby Oil

Warning: Spoilers ahead

For the first 15 minutes of this week’s episode of South Park, the targets of Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s mockery were pointed directly at Director of Homeland Security Kristi Noem and conservative podcaster Charlie Kirk with a pair of somewhat interconnected storylines: After student Clyde Donovan begins a podcast in the vein of Kirk’s in an attempt to cover his monthly “nut,” and promptly insults Jews and women, school counselor Mr. Mackey intervenes. However, Mackey soon finds his position at the school has been eliminated due to government spending cuts — and, thanks to his own “nut” — he is forced to take a job with ICE. All the while, Cartman gets wind of Clyde’s podcast and quickly usurps him to become South Park’s “Master Debater.”

Parker and Stone go especially hard after Noem, repeatedly referencing the infamous incident in which she put down a family dog. “A few years ago, I had to put my puppy down by shooting it in the face, because sometimes doing what’s important is doing what’s hard,” her character says in a training video to recruits, alongside various scenes of her doing just that. Noem’s Botox-enhanced face also repeatedly fails to stay on.

But it’s the last six or so minutes of the episode where things get especially wild. After Mackey is promoted to head of DHS (because Trump can no longer stand to look at Noem’s face), he’s invited to Mar-A-Lago — which Parker and Stone parody as a cross between Fantasy Island and Jeffrey Epstein’s private island. Mackey is greeted by Trump and a miniature J.D. Vance, both wearing white suits, and chauffeured around the estate. He soon stumbles upon a room where an elderly man is receiving a massage from a young Dora the Explorer. In another room, he walks in on Satan in bed while Vance, holding a bottle of baby oil, asks Trump, “Would you like me to apply the baby oil to Satan’s asshole, boss?” Realizing a threesome is in order, Mackey manages to escape — but only with the help of Kristi Noem’s dislodged face.